An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
You know what I don’t get is how everyone goes on about how guys are dicks because of the whole friend zoning thing… But I seriously don’t think I’ve ever heard someone seriously talking about being friend zoned?
Like is it really that big of a thing that happens all the time? Or do people just like to bitch and complain on the internet? Like surely people over a certain level of maturity are intelligent enough to not complain about something as stupid as a girl not wanting to screw them. Like, the people that would do that sort of thing aren’t the people most of us would want around anyway?
I dunno it’s been a long time since I was single or didn’t want sex from a man I went out with so I’m probably just not exposed to it but seriously I’ve never actually heard of a real person being ‘friendzoned’
I bid on a flute on eBay and I WON it’s so cool it’s a Yamaha 385 with solid silver head and silver plating and it has open holes and a B foot key and the G# key is bent but apparently you can just bend it back and ARGH how exciting
Who hungover WOOOO
I seriously haven’t been drunk in so long what has happened to me.