Y’SEE they don’t match THEY DONT MATCH

Y’SEE they don’t match THEY DONT MATCH

My number 1 worry in life right now is that the blues of my hair, eyebrow pencil, eyeliner, and mascara aren’t exactly the same shade.

I was watching Orange Is The New Black just now and some girl was freaking out because her life was about to change drastically and she was crying and being sad

And it just sorta struck me that I would fucking LOVE for my life to change. If someone walked in and told me I was moving country and I couldn’t see anyone I loved anymore I’d be like ‘fucking THANK YOU for saving me yes please get me out of this mess’

and i think that means that life is really shit right now and i didn’t realise just how shit it was before

jesus i found a photo of me from like a week ago when i still had all my eyebrows instead of half plucked off like i do now

and JESUS CHRIST i am never going back eyebrows are so weird and everyone should get rid of them and draw them on the way you like them

projectsevenwonders:

YAAAAY demo 1 of Pyramid!

Boy oh boy super hammy Egypt stuff happening in here. I looked into Egyptian drum rhythms and whacked some bongos in there, and of course I couldn’t resist a punchy kick. I’m probably going to get a live flute/clarinet/double-reed to play that solo line. The bass is probably not going to end up being a harp like it is now, but I like the little crotale theme going on with the ‘pyramid’ shape.

On that note, I’m going to make the piece start off really soft and weak, work up to being super grand and loud, then taper off again. Because that’ll get the pyramid shape in there too. 

Also gonna make it have 4 distinct sections/parts because there are 4 sides on a pyramid.

I’m probably going to continue using this scale (C - Db - E - F - G - Ab - B) ((although we’re in F)) or throw some (C - D - Eb - F# - G - Ab - B) in there too… although changing from the minor third to a major third might be a bit tricky to pull off… but we’ll see!

All in all it’s a weak start but I’ll make it good.

Look at me I made my first demo of the first track for my new CD project! WHICH YOU SHOULD ALL FOLLOW

it sounds dumb so far but it’ll get better

Since I’ve been practising the flute a lot I’ve been developing a super rock hard flute-muscle down the side of my right hand.

It’s actually really cool. I have tank hands from being a flautist.

Hardcore.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate what a dapper young cunt I was in my tartan jumpsuit and curly blonde ringlets, hand resting on my pudgy belly.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate what a dapper young cunt I was in my tartan jumpsuit and curly blonde ringlets, hand resting on my pudgy belly.

Found half a packet of Tim Tams under my blanket YUSSS see if I weren’t living alone things like this would never happen