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dutchster:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

Oh my god I need to marry this guy

dutchster:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

Oh my god I need to marry this guy

(Source: melhoresgifsdomundo, via worshipped-the-moon)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via worshipped-the-moon)

I ran a photo of Gunter through FatBooth. 

Gotta lay off the seeds, birdy boy!!

I ran a photo of Gunter through FatBooth.

Gotta lay off the seeds, birdy boy!!

boyishgirls:

Instagram: @helkasaariniemi


My god

boyishgirls:

Instagram: @helkasaariniemi

My god

(via misspixnmix)

Oh yeah… Actually yeah I can understand now. 

Idiots who are stupid like that should just be completely disregarded. I guess that’s why it confused me that people talk about it all the time!

But okay, that totally makes sense now and I can see the whole point.

Oh yeah… Actually yeah I can understand now.

Idiots who are stupid like that should just be completely disregarded. I guess that’s why it confused me that people talk about it all the time!

But okay, that totally makes sense now and I can see the whole point.

You know what I don’t get is how everyone goes on about how guys are dicks because of the whole friend zoning thing… But I seriously don’t think I’ve ever heard someone seriously talking about being friend zoned?

Like is it really that big of a thing that happens all the time? Or do people just like to bitch and complain on the internet? Like surely people over a certain level of maturity are intelligent enough to not complain about something as stupid as a girl not wanting to screw them. Like, the people that would do that sort of thing aren’t the people most of us would want around anyway?

I dunno it’s been a long time since I was single or didn’t want sex from a man I went out with so I’m probably just not exposed to it but seriously I’ve never actually heard of a real person being ‘friendzoned’

Ben and I went on the Ferris wheel up in Brisbane and Ben was SO SCARED he felt so sick and had to hold my hand. But yeah it was fun. Brisbane is actually pretty cool when it’s not fucking boiling like a motherfucker. 

So exhausted now.

Ben and I went on the Ferris wheel up in Brisbane and Ben was SO SCARED he felt so sick and had to hold my hand. But yeah it was fun. Brisbane is actually pretty cool when it’s not fucking boiling like a motherfucker.

So exhausted now.

I bid on a flute on eBay and I WON it’s so cool it’s a Yamaha 385 with solid silver head and silver plating and it has open holes and a B foot key and the G# key is bent but apparently you can just bend it back and ARGH how exciting

Who hungover WOOOO

I seriously haven’t been drunk in so long what has happened to me.